"Oh hello, yes hi, sawatdee kahh...umm so, the wifi doesn’t seem to be working?"
I’m standing in an internet café, talking to the woman behind the counter. I'm kicked off the wifi for the gazillionth time as my parents and my sister sit 8,000 miles away at their laptops, waiting for me to come back on.
She smiles at me.
I lift my laptop screen to show her the angry message on the screen, accusing them of not paying their bill. (remember, I'm in an internet cafe) I shrug my shoulders at her, as if to ask again.
Her smile stays genuine; she just blinks and announces, ‘ahhh, yes is a problem!’
I'm embarrassed to say we repeat this charade a few more times before I just agree with her. I mean, she's right, it IS a problem.
I return to my seat and laugh with Wykstra at just how very American I am. I'm so accustomed to getting things when I want, or at least as the customer, being used to being 'always right'. But this is Thailand, not the States, and things don't always work when I want them to.
At least now I know what to say every time something goes wrong on this trip (i.e. throwing up, getting rashes, missing buses, no climbing ropes in carry ons now? really?) - ahhh yes, is a problem!